Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Merry Orthodox Christmas of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe

“Al unueco”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Political Freedoms:
World Benchmark

Location: Europe

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Merry Orthodox Christmas of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.315 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 286 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,746 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Selena Carewicz a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 144,788th in the world and 727th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 103.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,609thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,870thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,710thHighest Drug Use: 3,022ndMost Pacifist: 3,191stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,445thSafest: 3,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,909thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,270thNicest Citizens: 4,287thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,386thMost Inclusive: 4,962ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,556thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,872ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,995thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,096thMost Influential: 7,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,778thMost Developed: 7,923rdBest Weather: 8,216thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,657thSmartest Citizens: 8,852ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,891stLargest Governments: 9,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,572ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,590thMost Cultured: 10,049thNudest: 10,539thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 12,613thMost Secular: 13,537thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,744thMost Income Equality: 18,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,755thMost Politically Free: 20,631stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,036thHighest Average Incomes: 22,119th
Highest Drug Use: 12th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionNudest: 45th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 50th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 50th in the regionMost Politically Free: 52nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionTop
Safest: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 67th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 68th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 68th in the regionMost Income Equality: 73rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionMost Inclusive: 95th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 104th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 104th in the regionMost Extreme: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 106th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 59 » Ausvelt, The Seven Provinces, Imperium Anglorum, Enway, Republic of Satherland, The Champions League, Invernessia, Thracia Republic, Jim the Baptist, Seims, Saint Domingo, Quentenia, NorthPortugal, Elisabethshagen, Walfo, North of Americas, Wombelland, Yahlia, The Reunited Yugoslavs, St Scarlett, Sicilian Imperial-Capitalist Empire, Destyntine, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Abject Ludicrosity, Northern German Federation, GanymedEuropa, Dark Matter, Irminsulia, Meropis, Terdiatlans, Rivierenland, The Oriental Empire, Othenhiem, Shaor, Super Happy Land, Gor Kebab, An Clar, The New Nordic Union, Azitupia, Prussian-Union, Ukallingrad, Regnum Italiae, Outer Sparta, Leranditale, Old World Order, Pilipinas and Malaya, Crestphalia, Drew Durrnil, Savinecross, Pavaludia, and 9 others.Dorenstad, Dizgovzy, United Engiresco, Estoniia, Someseni, The New Mexican Confederation, Trixeland, Kanokla, and The Young Ur.