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The Merry Orthodox Christmas of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe

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The Merry Orthodox Christmas of The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Selena Carewicz with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.315 billion Eastern Europeans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eastern European economy, worth 286 trillion oras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,746 oras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Selena Carewicz a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

The Twelve Nations of Eastern Europe is ranked 144,788^th in the world and 727^th in Europe for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 103.26 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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