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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.173 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 3,991 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,352 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and citizens who don't meet government health standards are whisked away never to be seen again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 219,985th in the world and 126th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1077.21 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 37thMost Corrupt Governments: 137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 145thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 294thLargest Black Market: 316thHighest Average Incomes: 339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 569thMost Secular: 628thLargest Governments: 689thHighest Average Tax Rates: 937thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,111thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,262ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,460thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,515thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,913thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,734thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,768thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,898thMost Efficient Economies: 3,097thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,512thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,727thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,020thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,310thMost Authoritarian: 5,300thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,474thMost Conservative: 7,229thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,734thBest Weather: 8,170thTop
Most Armed: 11,586thMost Stationary: 11,819thMost Developed: 12,265thMost Influential: 17,588thMost Extreme: 19,819thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,703rd
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 11th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the region

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