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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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The Dictatorship of The twelfth world problem is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.941 billion national socialists are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell's gates. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient twelfth world problemian economy, worth a remarkable 2,893 trillion trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 486,996 trillion dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings", families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and the explosive fireball of the disintegrating space shuttle has devastated Cape The twelfth world problem. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The twelfth world problem's national animal is the fatty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is death worship.

The twelfth world problem is ranked 147,955th in the world and 43rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Highest Drug Use, scoring 8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25thLargest Agricultural Sector: 67thMost Corrupt Governments: 118thLargest Black Market: 251stHighest Average Incomes: 263rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 405thMost Secular: 465thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 467thLargest Governments: 651stHighest Average Tax Rates: 941stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 968thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,089thLowest Crime Rates: 1,429thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,884thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,544thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,646thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,198thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,327thHighest Economic Output: 3,579thMost Authoritarian: 3,751stMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,892ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4,124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,612thMost Conservative: 5,754thMost Efficient Economies: 7,017thTop
Best Weather: 8,186thMost Extreme: 9,508thMost Stationary: 13,975thMost Influential: 15,326th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the region

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