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The Turtley State of The Turlesz


Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: Wintreath

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Turtley State of The Turlesz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Turtle The Turtle The Turtle with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.956 billion turtle lovers are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Political turtles. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a turtle boi economy, worth 253 trillion πturtles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,841 πturtles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, and no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Turlesz's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is TURTLIZM or BOXISM.

The Turlesz is ranked 216,155th in the world and 306th in Wintreath for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -7.27 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Safest: 2,204thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 3,098thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,987thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,988thBest Weather: 4,129thHealthiest Citizens: 4,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,291stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,327thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,443rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,625thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,697thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,714thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,760thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,842ndNicest Citizens: 4,875thMost Inclusive: 5,038thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,098thMost Pacifist: 5,769thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,078thLargest Governments: 6,542ndMost Developed: 6,823rdMost Influential: 6,995thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,526thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,395thSmartest Citizens: 8,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,641stLargest Publishing Industry: 11,309thMost Cultured: 11,911thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,478thMost Income Equality: 16,098thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,928thHighest Average Incomes: 19,830th
Best Weather: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Developed: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Income Equality: 31st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 17 » The Stigyan Triumvirate, Shy Guy Nation, The Greenlandic North, Weihbach, Dawcreek, Dawsinian, ImperialRussia, Wintermoot, Arindille, GoatCountry, Cozia, Geramundo, Hogwarts AL, The Library of Wan Shi Tong, Sapphiron, Poopdeloop, and Dai Chuan.