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The Wild Thing of The Troggs

“Love Is All Around”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: NationStates

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The Wild Thing of The Troggs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Reg Presley with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, flagrant waste-dumping, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.372 billion Troggsians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Andover Hampshire. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Troggsian economy, worth a remarkable 8,052 trillion Penny Farthings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 317,385 Penny Farthings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,181,803 per year while the poor average 59,827, a ratio of 19.8 to 1.

The seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, Troglodyte sanctuaries have been taken over by hydraulic fracturing sites, savvy students quote paywalled research knowing that university lecturers can't afford to check the citations, and there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Troggs's national animal is the Troglodyte, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Rock and Roll.

The Troggs is ranked 1,575th in the world and 70th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,244.70561672 days.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 480thLargest Gambling Industry: 640thMost Subsidized Industry: 727thLargest Black Market: 755thMost Efficient Economies: 1,151stRudest Citizens: 1,159thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,201stHighest Economic Output: 1,370thMost Stationary: 1,575thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,631stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,898thMost Inclusive: 2,002ndHighest Average Incomes: 2,437thHighest Crime Rates: 2,577thLargest Retail Industry: 2,767thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,771stTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,070thFattest Citizens: 3,145thMost Avoided: 3,291stHighest Drug Use: 3,300thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,779thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,856thNicest Citizens: 4,188thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,312thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,421stHighest Food Quality: 4,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,850thMost Devout: 5,866thSmartest Citizens: 6,967thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,250thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,340thLargest Populations: 7,591stLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,246thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,246thLargest Governments: 9,263rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,799thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,330thMost Influential: 11,347thMost Armed: 12,661stMost Developed: 12,739thMost Cultured: 13,891stTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,313thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,221stNudest: 18,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,258thMost Patriotic: 19,503rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,988thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,513thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25,678thMost Pro-Market: 28,736thLargest Welfare Programs: 28,932nd
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 42nd in the regionMost Extreme: 45th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 45th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 50th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 53rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 54th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 58th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 63rd in the regionMost Stationary: 70th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 73rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 80th in the regionLargest Black Market: 80th in the region

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