The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and feral children. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.354 billion Homies are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Trilla Gang Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 265,395 Trillars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,235,843 per year while the poor average 34,183, a ratio of 36.2 to 1.
A petition to improve Trilla Gang Mafian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles, warfare increasingly resembles a video game, and citizens are expected to be armed at all times. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the Rhino, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Foxomexra.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, citizens are expected to be armed at all times.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, warfare increasingly resembles a video game.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, it's a common sight to see angry commuters with grenade launchers mounted on their vehicles.
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, a petition to improve Trilla Gang Mafian literacy is mostly signed with cross-marks.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, childhood friends of Patrick J Barnes are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Patrick J Barnes's office.
Endorsements Received: 31 » Hatstheput, Speke, San Calia, Medovia, Framosia, Whitmarche, Lesser Velutaria, Dysaphora, Urusla, Misnomers, The New Bulgarian Order, New Sebronia, Sab Demenr, Halsuntria, Bro Wyned, Greater Efrafa, Nissisoma, Gadorien, Kistolia, Qazhshava, Fallooplesburg, Southern Velutaria, Yodivenis, Wellsenfaile, Montecaro, Yetrasia, Blechingia, Etiah, Kentalis, Abjekistan, and Foxomexra.