The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia
“Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Regional Influence: Apprentice
The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.8 billion Homies are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Trilla Gang Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 273,158 Trillars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,501,935 per year while the poor average 3,189, a ratio of 784 to 1.
For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'.
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, for some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate.
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : The Trilla Gang Mafia lodged a message on the Anteria Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in The Trilla Gang Mafia, jury duty means front row seats to a spectacular show.
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