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The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia

“Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Eternal Forthright Republic of The Trilla Gang Mafia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Patrick J Barnes with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, flagrant waste-dumping, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.8 billion Homies are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stafford. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Trilla Gang Mafian economy, worth a remarkable 1,311 trillion Trillars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 273,158 Trillars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,501,935 per year while the poor average 3,189, a ratio of 784 to 1.

For some reason the census focuses on daily banana ingestion and hourly quip rate, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Trilla Gang Mafia's national animal is the Rhino, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Trilla Gang Mafia is ranked 238,777th in the world and 390th in Anteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring -19.75 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Rudest Citizens: 127thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 181stMost Armed: 213thHighest Crime Rates: 252ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 269thFattest Citizens: 291stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 308thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 320thLargest Retail Industry: 415thMost Avoided: 597thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 787thHighest Disposable Incomes: 811thLargest Gambling Industry: 837thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 994thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,690thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,775thMost Efficient Economies: 1,817thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,319thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 2,758thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,862ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,181stMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,337thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,389thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,727thLargest Mining Sector: 3,836thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,123rdMost Influential: 5,209thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,058thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,745thMost Cultured: 9,763rdMost Devout: 10,015thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,776thTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 13,832ndHighest Economic Output: 13,843rdMost Pro-Market: 16,461stHighest Drug Use: 18,093rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,283rdLargest Governments: 21,799thLargest Insurance Industry: 21,885thMost Stationary: 23,805th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Pro-Market: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 18th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28th in the regionMost Influential: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the region

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