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The Holy Dolorian Imperium of The Traditional States

“Honorem Deo, patriae, et Imperatoris.”

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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Holy Dolorian Imperium of The Traditional States is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dux-Imperatorem John W Blackheart with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, zero percent divorce rate, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 9.303 billion Dolorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant'Augusto. The average income tax rate is 94.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Dolorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,994 trillion Imperiuses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 214,371 Imperiuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned, and there's a bright dawn ahead for The Traditional States. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Traditional States's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dolorian Chiefolicism.

The Traditional States is ranked 269,764th in the world and 11,898th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 5.34 Obesity Rate.

Most Devout: 563rdMost Efficient Economies: 2,522ndTop
Most Cultured: 3,364thMost Armed: 3,421stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,754thLowest Crime Rates: 3,761stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,117thLargest Governments: 4,384thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,493rdMost Corrupt Governments: 4,579thMost Developed: 5,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,607thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,683rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,851stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,860thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,945thLargest Retail Industry: 5,996thHighest Average Incomes: 6,219thHealthiest Citizens: 6,385thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,764thSmartest Citizens: 7,876thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 8,553rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,603rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,518thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,740thHighest Economic Output: 9,745thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,024thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,386thMost Patriotic: 11,445thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,708thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,855thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,279thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,477thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,507thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,041stHighest Food Quality: 18,441stLargest Mining Sector: 19,567th
Most Devout: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 75th in the regionMost Armed: 78th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 90th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 109th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 110th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 130th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 140th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 142nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 170th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 171st in the regionMost Developed: 171st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 176th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 197th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 203rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 203rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 223rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 240th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 250th in the regionMost Patriotic: 255th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 259th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 260th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 275th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 332nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 353rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 396th in the regionLargest Populations: 405th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 423rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 481st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 484th in the regionTop
Highest Food Quality: 629th in the regionLargest Black Market: 765th in the region

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