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The Third option answerer of The Third Answer |
“Neville Longbottom”
| Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
| Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
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Location: Industry PlantAA905 KORSIAN |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The Third option answerer of The Third Answer is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.78 billion brothers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Defense, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Third Answeria. The average income tax rate is 60.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Third Answerian economy, worth 140 trillion according to my least favorite aunts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Retail, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,202 according to my least favorite aunts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Political shows are fit for purpose, the world outside is only known of in folklore, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years, and the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Third Answer's national animal is the nephew, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
The Third Answer is ranked 92,554th in the world and 10th in Industry PlantAA905 KORSIAN for Largest Governments, scoring 17.29 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, the government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, the suicide rate mysteriously skyrockets during census years.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, the world outside is only known of in folklore.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, political shows are fit for purpose.
- : The Third Answer was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, games of cops and robbers typically end in at least one fatal shooting.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, the church encourages double-dipping.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
- : Following new legislation in The Third Answer, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks.
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