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The Republic of The Thiccness

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The Republic of The Thiccness is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning porpoise population. The hard-working population of 11.556 billion Thiccnessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 18.3%.

The Thiccnessian economy, worth 511 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 44,240 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Thiccness's national animal is the porpoise.

The Thiccness is ranked 189,291^st in the world and 3,285^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Conservative, scoring 50 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.

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