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The Federation of The Tealnd Isles

“If there is no tea, we are not interested”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

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The Federation of The Tealnd Isles is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir TeaMark Of Teainstan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.845 billion Tealand Islesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Teainpool. The average income tax rate is 80.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tealnd Islesian economy, worth 224 trillion Tea Standereds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 121,943 Tea Standereds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, concussed The Tea Rabbitball players cannot remember their lineup position, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tealnd Isles's national animal is the The Tea Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Celtic.

The Tealnd Isles is ranked 18,252nd in the world and 598th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,704.39 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,309thTop
Most Influential: 2,837thMost Cultured: 6,459thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,260thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,112thMost Developed: 12,570thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,124thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,291stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,783rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,535thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,155thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,320thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,519thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,918thLargest Governments: 15,977thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,057thMost Efficient Economies: 16,521stSmartest Citizens: 16,613thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,716thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,252ndMost Subsidized Industry: 19,745thNicest Citizens: 19,874thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,038thMost Compassionate Citizens: 21,384thMost Cheerful Citizens: 22,507thHighest Average Incomes: 22,768thHealthiest Citizens: 23,471stBest Weather: 24,096th
Most Cultured: 190th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 343rd in the regionMost Influential: 349th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 351st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 355th in the regionMost Developed: 383rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 385th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 397th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 407th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 411th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 440th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 458th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 459th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 459th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 460th in the regionLargest Governments: 471st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 502nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 521st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 553rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 569th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 598th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 598th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 676th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 681st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 712th in the regionNicest Citizens: 717th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 766th in the regionBest Weather: 774th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 812th in the region

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