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The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays

“Noone comes to our games”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Below Average
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stuart Sternberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.428 billion Tampa Bay Raysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tropicana Field. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tampa Bay Raysian economy, worth 418 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 122,126 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Stuart Sternberg performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tampa Bay Rays's national animal is the Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Baseball.

The Tampa Bay Rays is ranked 170,239th in the world and 7,331st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.16 Obesity Rate.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 14thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 73rdMost Influential: 208thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5,131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,167thMost Armed: 5,558thMost Devout: 6,118thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,805thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,412thLargest Black Market: 10,138thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,385thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,180thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,654thMost Efficient Economies: 14,671stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,424thLargest Governments: 18,781st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 56th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 60th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 197th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Devout: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionLargest Black Market: 387th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 400th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 407th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 458th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 601st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 746th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 830th in the regionMost Stationary: 836th in the regionLargest Governments: 905th in the region

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