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The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays

“Noone comes to our games”

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The Poor Team of The Tampa Bay Rays is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stuart Sternberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, enslaved workforce, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.428 billion Tampa Bay Raysians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tropicana Field. The average income tax rate is 73.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Tampa Bay Raysian economy, worth 418 trillion rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 122,126 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Bruised children are made to thank their bullies for the valuable life lessons, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and t-shirts displaying a photo of Stuart Sternberg performing the Full-Monty are selling out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Tampa Bay Rays's national animal is the Ray, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Baseball.

The Tampa Bay Rays is ranked 170,239^th in the world and 7,331^st in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.16 Obesity Rate.

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