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The United States of The Strategic Air Command

“Peace Is Our Profession”

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Location: The Allied States

Regional Influence: Contender


The United States of The Strategic Air Command is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Curtis LeMay with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.289 billion Airmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Offutt Air Force Base. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient SAC economy, worth an astonishing 13,907 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 760,428 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,129,274 per year while the poor average 72,133, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, babysitters are a thing of the past, online tourism reviews of The Strategic Air Command are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and SAC tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Strategic Air Command's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Strategic Air Command is ranked 417th in the world and 1st in The Allied States for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,973.06 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Corrupt Governments: 21stMost Avoided: 24thHighest Disposable Incomes: 25thMost Efficient Economies: 29thLargest Insurance Industry: 37thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 48thLargest Mining Sector: 56thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 59thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68thLargest Agricultural Sector: 69thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 75thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92ndLowest Crime Rates: 104thMost Devout: 111thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 119thMost Armed: 122ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 135thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 143rdLargest Retail Industry: 160thHighest Economic Output: 194thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 196thLargest Governments: 198thFattest Citizens: 285thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 366thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 373rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 417thMost Scientifically Advanced: 444thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 561stMost Conservative: 587thLargest Information Technology Sector: 659thRudest Citizens: 672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,264thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,458thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,513thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,961stLargest Black Market: 1,998thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,708thMost Stationary: 7,502ndLargest Populations: 7,975thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,517thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,273rdMost Influential: 13,041stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,708thMost Authoritarian: 14,918thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,122ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,908th
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the region

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