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The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command |
“Peace Is Our Profession”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: The Allied States |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The United Stratocratic States of The Strategic Air Command is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Curtis LeMay with an iron fist, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.196 billion Airmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Offutt Air Force Base. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.8%.
The frighteningly efficient SAC economy, worth an astonishing 18,830 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 848,365 Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,968,924 per year while the poor average 108,331, a ratio of 36.6 to 1.
Every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Strategic Air Command's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.
The Strategic Air Command is ranked 15th in the world and 1st in The Allied States for Most Patriotic, with 217.93 flags saluted per person per day.
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The Strategic Air Command, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
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The Strategic Air Command, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested.
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The Strategic Air Command, wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them.
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The Strategic Air Command, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
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The Strategic Air Command, babysitters are a thing of the past.
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The Strategic Air Command, conscientious objectors are hanged as traitors.
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The Strategic Air Command, organ donation is compulsory.
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The Strategic Air Command, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
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The Strategic Air Command, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
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The Strategic Air Command, bands of adventurers rove the countryside searching for monsters.