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The United States of The Strategic Air Command

“Peace Is Our Profession”

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The United States of The Strategic Air Command is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Curtis LeMay with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.289 billion Airmen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Offutt Air Force Base. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient SAC economy, worth an astonishing 13,907 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 760,428 Dollars, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,129,274 per year while the poor average 72,133, a ratio of 57.2 to 1.

Countless government officials are accused of espionage, babysitters are a thing of the past, online tourism reviews of The Strategic Air Command are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and SAC tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Strategic Air Command's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Strategic Air Command is ranked 417^th in the world and 1^st in The Allied States for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 13,973.06 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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