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The Empire of The Stolen Lands

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Empire of The Stolen Lands is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 200 million Stolen Landsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 65.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Stolen Landsian economy, worth 15.3 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 76,354 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men, The Stolen Lands City's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', and the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Stolen Lands's national animal is the capybara, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

The Stolen Lands is ranked 29,727th in the world and 925th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,776.14 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Nudest: 459thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,310thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,323rdMost Influential: 10,424thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 17,424thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,768thMost Inclusive: 21,908thNicest Citizens: 22,460thMost Secular: 23,352ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,031st
Nudest: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 229th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 518th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 598th in the regionMost Influential: 690th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 739th in the regionMost Cultured: 749th in the regionMost Inclusive: 767th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 768th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 797th in the regionMost Secular: 806th in the regionNicest Citizens: 814th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 63 » Marinho Islands, Aidenfieeld, Purple Hyacinth, Tepertopia, Canmore, Holota, Wehraboos, Bichedder, Corgitopiaa, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Qvait, Tsunamy, Amerion, New Itomorii, Yeses, Jehenna, Blondiesland, Conexia, Eskvenn, Bawkie, Scu Greinne, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, WI SD EA D, Beepee, Nowa Europa, Treir, Erinor, Concrete Slab, Aumeltopia, PenguinPies, Farengeto, Rebel-topia, Holy Free, Belschaft, The Republic Of Williamsburg, Libedistan, Curlyhoward, The Solar System Scope, Tsvetania, Westenhald, New Belgrade, Ipugao, Weissmans, Philosus, Greater Scottdascoda, Ceutalia, Pamela And Hepatitis, Freedoom, Sedunn, and 13 others.Enplatia, Poopisiya, Crystal Creation, Anarkiopia, Ralphburg, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, LadyRebels, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, The United Australian States, Kelle Sondians, and Ebonhand.