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The Stick Like Stickpire of The Stickmin Empire

“Stickmin Pawnch!”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Stick Like Stickpire of The Stickmin Empire is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Henry Stickmin with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.195 billion Stick-Figures have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steal The Diamond City. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Stickmin Empirean economy, worth 119 trillion Giant Gems a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 99,942 Giant Gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, medical lawsuits are out of control, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Stickmin Empire's national animal is the Teleporter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is PuffBall Unitedism.

The Stickmin Empire is ranked 94,177th in the world and 4,049th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 17.47 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,623rdTop
Most Influential: 5,011thMost Armed: 5,241stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,668thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 15,662ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,799thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,494thBest Weather: 19,992ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,163rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,413thMost Inclusive: 21,697thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,950thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,025thMost Developed: 22,169thNicest Citizens: 22,660th
Most Armed: 138th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 226th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 276th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 496th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 507th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 513th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 531st in the regionMost Influential: 538th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 636th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 654th in the regionMost Developed: 659th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 679th in the regionBest Weather: 692nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 758th in the region

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