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The People's Republic of The State of Lincoln

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The People's Republic of The State of Lincoln is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Logan Wilson with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.737 billion Lincolnites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lincolnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,837 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The State of Lincoln after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Beaverball fields, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Lincoln's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The State of Lincoln is ranked 11,383^rd in the world and 9^th in North America for Highest Poor Incomes, with 105,129.15 Standard Monetary Units.

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