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The People's Republic of The State of Lincoln

“If at first you donít succeed...”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: North America

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The People's Republic of The State of Lincoln is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Logan Wilson with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.737 billion Lincolnites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lincolnian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 139,837 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout The State of Lincoln after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Beaverball fields, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The State of Lincoln's national animal is the Beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The State of Lincoln is ranked 11,383rd in the world and 9th in North America for Highest Poor Incomes, with 105,129.15 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,537thMost Secular: 3,921stMost Armed: 4,558thMost Patriotic: 5,355thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,756thLowest Crime Rates: 5,765thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,361stMost Authoritarian: 7,869thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,915thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,709thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,798thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,028thLargest Governments: 11,086thMost Conservative: 11,346thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,383rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,857thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,800thHighest Economic Output: 15,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,563rdMost Stationary: 15,622ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,015thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,973rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,608thHighest Average Incomes: 18,388thMost Developed: 18,889thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,202ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,496thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,247thBest Weather: 21,233rdMost Beautiful Environments: 21,838thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,197thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,000thSmartest Citizens: 23,748thHealthiest Citizens: 24,833rdMost Subsidized Industry: 25,307th
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the region

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