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The Museum of The Staedl Musuem Frankfurt

“Susanna und die beiden Alten - Massimo Stanzione”

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The Museum of The Staedl Musuem Frankfurt is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Petra Roth with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, soft-spoken computers, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.55 billion Frankfurters hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfurt. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Staedl Musuem Frankfurtian economy, worth a remarkable 3,504 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 535,046 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Staedl Musuem Frankfurt's national animal is the Vampire Bull Reichsadler, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Katholism.

The Staedl Musuem Frankfurt is ranked 1,092^nd in the world and 7^th in United Earth Government for Largest Black Market, with 5,757 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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