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The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators

“If you have an opinion, shove it down your throat!”

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The Grand Dictatorship of The Soviet Union of Dictators is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the Great and Most Powerful Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.036 billion Dictators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Dictator's Grand Palace. The average income tax rate is 99.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatorian economy, worth an astonishing 12,221 trillion Bullets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 488,141 Bullets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

All artwork is carefully screened for offensive material, officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and the nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Soviet Union of Dictators's national animal is the Tank, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is praising the Great and Powerful Dictator.

The Soviet Union of Dictators is ranked 718^th in the world and 2^nd in The Black Hawks for Lowest Crime Rates, with 181.18 law-abiding acts per hour.

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