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The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned

“Death Will Show You the Way”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Grim Wastelands of The Souless Damned is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Wart with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.488 billion Souless Damnedians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Necropolis. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Souless Damnedian economy, worth an astonishing 24,487 trillion Gold Death Certificates a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 690,021 Gold Death Certificates, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit", vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, and there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Souless Damned's national animal is the 3 Tailed Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necronism.

The Souless Damned is ranked 1,158th in the world and 2nd in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 32,919.47 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 24thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 29thHighest Disposable Incomes: 30thHighest Economic Output: 43rdLargest Insurance Industry: 44thLargest Mining Sector: 46thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 55thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 63rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rdHighest Average Incomes: 81stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 125thMost Avoided: 133rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 135thHighest Poor Incomes: 137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 143rdMost Corrupt Governments: 151stLowest Crime Rates: 166thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 239thFattest Citizens: 290thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 294thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 608thLargest Governments: 704thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 783rdLargest Gambling Industry: 908thSmartest Citizens: 943rdLargest Black Market: 973rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,053rdLargest Populations: 1,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,158thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,365thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,528thLargest Retail Industry: 1,640thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,813thRudest Citizens: 1,844thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,000thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 9,091stMost Devout: 9,167thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,734thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,117thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,601stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,160thMost Cultured: 17,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,199thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,557thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,764th
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 7th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Just porymonia, Zarbik, Boris Cult, Amgus, United Departments Of Europe, and Alexander the Magnus.