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The Battle of Roncesvalles of The Song of Roland

“He has learned much who knows the pain of struggle”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

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The Battle of Roncesvalles of The Song of Roland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Charlemagne with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 22.738 billion Song of Rolandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roncevaux. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Song of Rolandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,370 trillion Durendals a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 236,185 Durendals, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,549,101 per year while the poor average 14,100, a ratio of 109 to 1.

All tariffs have been abolished, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted, and libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Song of Roland's national animal is the Veillantif, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Song of Roland is ranked 3,009th in the world and 109th in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 3,793.66423872 days.

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Rudest Citizens: 1,014thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,223rdMost Subsidized Industry: 1,482ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,525thMost Efficient Economies: 1,906thMost Inclusive: 2,467thHighest Economic Output: 2,943rdTop
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Most Stationary: 3,009thLargest Black Market: 3,114thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,497thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,525thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,697thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,920thHighest Food Quality: 4,250thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,254thLargest Governments: 4,592ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,017thFattest Citizens: 5,093rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,492ndMost Cultured: 5,821stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,888thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,362ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,369thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,451stNicest Citizens: 7,121stSmartest Citizens: 7,196thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,770thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,957thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,011thMost Developed: 8,560thNudest: 9,015thMost Patriotic: 9,700thMost Devout: 10,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,566thMost Influential: 11,725thLargest Populations: 11,821stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,859thLowest Crime Rates: 17,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,484thLargest Retail Industry: 18,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,925thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,098thMost Pro-Market: 28,784thMost Pacifist: 28,839th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 24th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 31st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 37th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 43rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 51st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 56th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 57th in the regionMost Developed: 58th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 61st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 64th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 83rd in the region

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