The Recently Surfaced Republic of The Sansvich
“Geeeeeeeeetttttttt dunked on!”
|Category: New York Times Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Recently Surfaced Republic of The Sansvich is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sans with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.671 billion Sansvichians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Sansvichian economy, worth 149 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,674 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sansvich's national animal is the Human Child, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Sansvich was endorsed by The Empire of Pasargad.
- : The Sansvich voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
- : The Sansvich voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Sovereign Justice Accord".
- : The Sansvich endorsed The United Kingdom of Venicea.
- : The Sansvich endorsed The Free Land of The Clever Crow.
- : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
- : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.
- : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees.
- : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
- : Following new legislation in The Sansvich, all guns must be registered.
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