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The Recently Surfaced Republic of The Sansvich

“Geeeeeeeeetttttttt dunked on!”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Recently Surfaced Republic of The Sansvich is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sans with a fair hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.671 billion Sansvichians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Snowdin. The average income tax rate is 70.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sansvichian economy, worth 149 trillion Bones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,674 Bones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Sansvich's national animal is the Human Child, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Sansvich is ranked 42,058th in the world and 1,869th in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,174.09 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 873rdMost Influential: 1,475thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4,133rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,871stLargest Publishing Industry: 10,133rdTop
Most Inclusive: 13,747thNicest Citizens: 13,829thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,001stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,855thMost Pacifist: 16,815thMost Cultured: 17,037thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,781stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,998thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,662ndSmartest Citizens: 20,964thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,298thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,474th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 180th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 398th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 526th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 557th in the regionMost Influential: 591st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 606th in the regionNicest Citizens: 788th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 802nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 829th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 854th in the regionMost Cultured: 858th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 939th in the regionMost Pacifist: 967th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 968th in the region

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