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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

“Two potatoes for all!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Spiritus

Regional Influence: Power


The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.313 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,515 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 246,573 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, '.lib' or '.con' domains indicate whether Salaxalansian websites are meant for liberals or conservatives, and the television adaptation of Jennifer Government is the most popular program in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 285th in the world and 2nd in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 11,733.6 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 109thMost Rebellious Youth: 188thMost Advanced Public Transport: 285thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 415thMost Cultured: 420thMost Advanced Public Education: 473rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 516thHighest Average Tax Rates: 715thLeast Corrupt Governments: 718thSmartest Citizens: 718thMost Beautiful Environments: 738thMost Pacifist: 743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 795thMost Developed: 799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 833rdLargest Governments: 847thHealthiest Citizens: 865thLongest Average Lifespans: 930thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 932ndNicest Citizens: 1,061stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,083rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,407thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,502ndBest Weather: 1,623rdSafest: 1,723rdMost Stationary: 2,088thHighest Economic Output: 2,405thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,991stHighest Average Incomes: 3,623rdMost Inclusive: 3,991stMost Devout: 4,490thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,163rdLowest Crime Rates: 6,193rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,360thLargest Populations: 9,225thMost Efficient Economies: 11,408thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 21,465thMost Income Equality: 23,192nd
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 20th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 26th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 72 » Dawnonia, Bustined Up, Urran, The Alemanni, Jamocha, Lux Lumin, Subhurbia, Ryaxelon, Haremm, Matrixulated, Pulsroth, The Quiescent Platypus, Kasadea, The Andromachean Entente, Legendus, Asmovia, The Free United Worlds, The Free Lands of Lothlorien, Alekseandrea, Mjaumjau, Ceptolia, Colonalia, Exterris, The Crimson Moon, Favenland, Kaanstan, Coromusia, Kialga, Gnobile, Belands, New Horensian Kingdom, Beretand, Russian National Reclamation Government, Fancy Bois, Mistillania, Total Hui, Alquanica, Mrglglglgland, Aggrivordia, Laseri, Degranil, The Potatonic Order, Havringa, Maxatopian Islands, Lotrilaardon, Oblitus Terras, North-South America, Melodelica, Delphiniumnia, Kemet Egypt, and 22 others.InderlandaNovo, New Zankers, Yojom, Poppytopia, Venusolar, Slovadosia, Xeralaversian, Sirick Cellanopia, Troa, Greatest pimps, Skogatopia, Strawberrycheese, Stribor, Conominsk, Otcher, Ionida, Larker Galicia, Zalfornisia, Chalklands, Caveologists, Dradiandis, and Joe McFlo.