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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

“Two potatoes for all!”

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Location: Spiritus

Regional Influence: Power


The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, frequent executions, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.112 billion Salaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,069 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,794 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, Svlad Cjelli is described as an everyday person with normal tastes and the usual interests, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 206,559th in the world and 264th in Spiritus for Fattest Citizens, with 1.07 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 70thMost Valuable International Artwork: 160thMost Rebellious Youth: 185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 307thMost Cultured: 418thMost Advanced Public Education: 504thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 542ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 585thLargest Publishing Industry: 746thSmartest Citizens: 772ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 785thLeast Corrupt Governments: 794thMost Beautiful Environments: 798thMost Pacifist: 827thMost Developed: 877thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 913thHealthiest Citizens: 924thLargest Governments: 940thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,054thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,168thNicest Citizens: 1,182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,644thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,648thBest Weather: 1,916thTop
Safest: 2,169thMost Stationary: 2,171stHighest Economic Output: 2,607thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,269thMost Devout: 3,435thHighest Average Incomes: 3,860thMost Inclusive: 4,659thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,026thLowest Crime Rates: 8,631stLargest Populations: 9,411thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,668thMost Efficient Economies: 15,283rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 26th in the region

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