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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

“Two potatoes for all!”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Spiritus

Regional Influence: Power


The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 18.991 billion Salaxians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,723 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,743 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nano-Electric Monks are the current fad sweeping the nation, hospitals have poor data security but send lots of bodies to be encrypted, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 20,244th in the world and 60th in Spiritus for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 16,098.44 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 57thMost Valuable International Artwork: 133rdMost Rebellious Youth: 185thMost Advanced Public Transport: 282ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 419thMost Cultured: 427thMost Advanced Public Education: 477thMost Cheerful Citizens: 560thHighest Average Tax Rates: 700thSmartest Citizens: 723rdMost Beautiful Environments: 724thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 747thMost Pacifist: 753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 754thMost Developed: 762ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 783rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 799thHealthiest Citizens: 802ndLargest Governments: 841stLongest Average Lifespans: 872ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 890thHighest Food Quality: 931stLargest Welfare Programs: 1,090thNicest Citizens: 1,091stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,355thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,456thBest Weather: 1,559thSafest: 1,843rdMost Stationary: 2,045thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,358thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 3,627thMost Inclusive: 3,856thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,896thMost Devout: 5,621stMost Subsidized Industry: 5,965thLowest Crime Rates: 6,046thLargest Populations: 9,111thMost Efficient Economies: 10,021stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 20,244thMost Income Equality: 20,594th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionMost Devout: 24th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 78 » Dawnonia, Bustined Up, Urran, The Alemanni, Jamocha, Lux Lumin, Subhurbia, Ryaxelon, Haremm, Matrixulated, Pulsroth, The Quiescent Platypus, Kasadea, The Andromachean Entente, Legendus, Asmovia, The Free United Worlds, The Free Lands of Lothlorien, Alekseandrea, Mjaumjau, Ceptolia, Colonalia, Exterris, The Crimson Moon, Favenland, Kaanstan, Coromusia, Belands, Beretand, Russian National Reclamation Government, Fancy Bois, Alquanica, Mrglglglgland, Aggrivordia, Degranil, The Potatonic Order, Maxatopian Islands, Oblitus Terras, Melodelica, InderlandaNovo, Venusolar, Slovadosia, Sirick Cellanopia, Strawberrycheese, Conominsk, Ionida, Zalfornisia, Caveologists, Joe McFlo, Bizzarro-Preussen, and 28 others.The Kaaion, Laminos, New Aramu, Itsik, Southern Doggerland, Plan Tre, Laseri, Stedaley Ives, New Unii, Tassalvia, Corrium, The Divine Twelvefold Sliced Cheese, Kain-Duram, Psicathia, The Land of the Rabbits, Jiesfana, Romenus, Dusselland, New Horensian Kingdom, Peshkovia, Balloony, The Great Northern Islands, RavensEdge, Toluen, Sharmarmatorrelistis, Fulantine, Gec Nation, and Hermeia.