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The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans

“Two potatoes for all!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Spiritus

Regional Influence: Power

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The Salaxalans was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 313

The Potato-Poet of The Salaxalans is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.788 billion Salaxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 4,334 trillion Dirks a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 243,684 Dirks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, the reams of paperwork accompanying any electronic item are a recognised contributor to national deforestation, and footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance. Crime is totally unknown. The Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

The Salaxalans is ranked 228,577th in the world and 300th in Spiritus for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.28 Kickbacks Per Hour.

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Most Influential: 56thMost Valuable International Artwork: 114thMost Rebellious Youth: 178thMost Advanced Public Transport: 321stMost Cultured: 437thMost Advanced Public Education: 476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 514thMost Cheerful Citizens: 569thLargest Publishing Industry: 708thSmartest Citizens: 737thHighest Average Tax Rates: 741stMost Beautiful Environments: 784thMost Pacifist: 822ndMost Developed: 827thLeast Corrupt Governments: 828thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 860thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 861stLargest Governments: 889thHealthiest Citizens: 918thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 963rdLongest Average Lifespans: 987thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,059thNicest Citizens: 1,130thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,353rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,588thBest Weather: 1,809thSafest: 1,974thMost Stationary: 2,125thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 2,454thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,351stHighest Average Incomes: 3,671stMost Devout: 3,836thMost Inclusive: 4,358thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,390thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,439thLowest Crime Rates: 7,186thLargest Populations: 9,317thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 12,457th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionSafest: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Devout: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionNudest: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the region

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 68 » Dawnonia, Bustined Up, Urran, The Alemanni, Jamocha, Lux Lumin, Subhurbia, Ryaxelon, Haremm, Matrixulated, Asd State, Pulsroth, The Quiescent Platypus, Kasadea, The Andromachean Entente, Legendus, Asmovia, The Free United Worlds, The Free Lands of Lothlorien, Alekseandrea, Mjaumjau, Ceptolia, Venusolar, Colonalia, Exterris, The Crimson Moon, Rogamark, Bizzarro-Preussen, Feirmont, Favenland, Kaanstan, Cuovania, Coromusia, Kialga, Gnobile, Belands, New Horensian Kingdom, Simultopia, Beretand, Russian National Reclamation Government, Fancy Bois, Mistillania, The Land of the rabbits, Total Hui, Alquanica, B e a n t i m e, Mrglglglgland, Aggrivordia, Laseri, Degranil, and 18 others.Genova 5, Cairinal, Otroina, Obvious Stupidity, Dumtaya, Hood River, Libertalia Maximus, The Potatonic Order, Zalfornisia, Khortova, Bibbletopia, Havringa, Maxatopian Islands, Sopnork, South Breston, Island Evey, South Beavercreek, and Somptueux.