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The United Wasteland of The Russian Imperialist Kingdom

““We will survive this apocalypse!””

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The United Wasteland of The Russian Imperialist Kingdom is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Vladimir Nikolai with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.571 billion Wastelanders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Moscoin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth 393 trillion New Russoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 152,951 New Russoes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 812,098 per year while the poor average 15,219, a ratio of 53.4 to 1.

Wait staff claim to like it when odorous customers flirt with them, the average cargo freighter spends more than half its service life undergoing safety inspections, foreign policy often involves bullwhips and leather, and pedants defending Vladimir Nikolai observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Russian Imperialist Kingdom's national animal is the Double headed Sabertooth Tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Russian Imperialist Kingdom is ranked 186,253rd in the world and 8,481st in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 518.43 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 665thMost Patriotic: 1,236thMost Influential: 1,254thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,010thMost Armed: 3,117thMost Devout: 3,306thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,976thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,490thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,505thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,708thLowest Crime Rates: 6,069thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,112thMost Efficient Economies: 11,358thMost Developed: 12,004thMost Conservative: 12,246thTop
Largest Governments: 13,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,231stHealthiest Citizens: 14,449thHighest Average Incomes: 14,695thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,981stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,426thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,501stMost Subsidized Industry: 17,903rdMost Authoritarian: 19,050thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,071stSmartest Citizens: 21,209thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,740thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,150thLargest Mining Sector: 23,179th
Most Patriotic: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 106th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 108th in the regionMost Armed: 110th in the regionMost Devout: 111th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 234th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 298th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 315th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 357th in the regionMost Influential: 377th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 424th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 539th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 656th in the regionMost Conservative: 661st in the regionLargest Governments: 671st in the regionMost Developed: 680th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 687th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 727th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 735th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 791st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 862nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 900th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 900th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 965th in the regionLargest Black Market: 982nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,016th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1,021st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1,083rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,104th in the region

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