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The Dixieland Empire of The Rouge Christmas State

“Facts don't care about your feelings.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Right to Life

Regional Influence: Truckler


The Dixieland Empire of The Rouge Christmas State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ben Shapiro with a fair hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.686 billion Rogue Christians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Education and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xavier Heights. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Rouge Christmas Statean economy, worth a remarkable 5,979 trillion Royal Cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 436,935 Royal Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma, Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, military funding has been stripped back, and a valid legal defense is 'dead men tell no tales'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Rouge Christmas State's national animal is the Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Rouge Christmas State is ranked 67,282nd in the world and 50th in Right to Life for Most Developed, scoring 60.51 on the Human Development Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 89thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 109thMost Avoided: 124thFattest Citizens: 132ndMost Devout: 149thRudest Citizens: 156thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 160thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 180thHighest Disposable Incomes: 182ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 219thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 221stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 238thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 255thLargest Mining Sector: 385thHighest Crime Rates: 396thLargest Insurance Industry: 402ndMost Armed: 408thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 494thHighest Average Incomes: 559thMost Scientifically Advanced: 621stHighest Poor Incomes: 637thLargest Agricultural Sector: 659thMost Corrupt Governments: 753rdLargest Retail Industry: 782ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,089thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,145thMost Efficient Economies: 1,180thHighest Economic Output: 1,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,590thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,438thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,745thSmartest Citizens: 9,630thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,831stMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,103rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,226thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,438thMost Influential: 15,603rdLargest Populations: 19,761st
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 8th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » South North of Africa, Salty Seadog, New Kiwis, and Judah.