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The Blue Holy Republic of The Revolution That Has No Big Banks

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The Blue Holy Republic of The Revolution That Has No Big Banks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 9.553 billion Revolutionists are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The very strong Revolutionary economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,952 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the treehouse in Cow Park is the tallest building in The Revolution That Has No Big Banks, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Revolution That Has No Big Banks's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Revolution That Has No Big Banks is ranked 187,149^th in the world and 41^st in Disney World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 40 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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