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The Blue Holy Republic of The Revolution That Has No Big Banks


Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Disney World

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Blue Holy Republic of The Revolution That Has No Big Banks is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 9.553 billion Revolutionists are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 4.9%.

The very strong Revolutionary economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,952 Gold Coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, the treehouse in Cow Park is the tallest building in The Revolution That Has No Big Banks, the rich and poor vomit into separate bags, and digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Revolution That Has No Big Banks's national animal is the Cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Revolution That Has No Big Banks is ranked 187,149th in the world and 41st in Disney World for Highest Drug Use, scoring 40 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,545thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,926thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,299thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,337thFattest Citizens: 6,601stNudest: 7,613thLargest Gambling Industry: 9,246thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,012thMost Cultured: 10,873rdMost Armed: 12,795thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,480thLargest Black Market: 14,625thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,658thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,707thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,572ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,298thLargest Retail Industry: 20,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,892ndHighest Economic Output: 21,073rdMost Secular: 21,262ndHighest Food Quality: 24,471st
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the region

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