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The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland

“Kburin li ahna Maltin”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.052 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 876 trillion Malta Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,418 Malta Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government is avowedly secular, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.

The Republic of Maltaland is ranked 61,531st in the world and 2,111th in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 6.41 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 576thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 587thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,165thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,428thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,626thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,783rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,309thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2,411thLargest Black Market: 2,677thMost Influential: 3,087thMost Avoided: 4,119thLargest Retail Industry: 7,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,023rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,343rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,913thMost Primitive: 9,977thHighest Average Incomes: 10,029thMost Efficient Economies: 10,060thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,157thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,379thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 13,715thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,278thMost Secular: 16,331stLargest Governments: 17,626thLowest Crime Rates: 19,481stHighest Economic Output: 21,552ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,596thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,406th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 91st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Avoided: 136th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 146th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 331st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 382nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 412th in the regionMost Primitive: 416th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 453rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 456th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 472nd in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 527th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 557th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 666th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 696th in the regionMost Secular: 852nd in the regionLargest Governments: 885th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 934th in the regionMost Influential: 939th in the region

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