The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland
“Kburin li ahna Maltin”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The Democratic Republic of The Republic of Maltaland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by G D Marsan with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, ban on automobiles, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.052 billion The Republics of Maltaland are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Maltese economy, worth 876 trillion Malta Euros a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Woodchip Exports, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,418 Malta Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government is avowedly secular, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, and pro-democracy regime change has been avoided. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Maltaland's national animal is the Thrush, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholic Church.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Republic of Maltaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Deadeye Jack".
- : The Republic of Maltaland voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom of dress".
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, pro-democracy regime change has been avoided.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, corporate lawyers are switching careers to the more lucrative field of green politics.
- : The Republic of Maltaland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : The Republic of Maltaland was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Communist Lukania.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, the government is avowedly secular.
- : Following new legislation in The Republic of Maltaland, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.
- : The Republic of Maltaland endorsed The Federal Republic of Communist Lukania.
Endorsements Received: 155 » Lulubellia, Barabolia, Kragsgale, Venicea, Votak Matim, Republica Guilleana, Yaorozu, Star Kingdom, Great Bights Mum, Aerilia, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Shadowrik, McMasterdonia, Orado, Hamerica, Guer Aike, Sachi, Svenskskit, Xentherida, Koda-Land, Corfad, Former English Colony, The Rhein States, Bharathvarsh, Zzozona, Selfgradatude, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Shibutani, Siwale, Crusadam, Territorio di Nessuno, Hardscrabble, El Fiji Grande, Illusia and Neverendia, Ellbonnia, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Bankowiata, Omnistria, Yokciq Empire, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Cretox State, Frances Francis the First of France, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Malta Comino Gozo, and 105 others.Climeria, Ethnon, Ravendi, Madjack, Pytong, Sikol, Valentine Z, Sil Dorsett, Odelinor, Wilkshire, Pallaith, Aeolist, Loutsland, Port Naga, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Francois Isidore, Slyakanya, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Svenskan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Nordic-British Union, Runeda, Maott, Figyjharli, North Bratislava, Wineclaw, Wapistan, Solcius, The Republic of Free Peoples, Rising Sakura, -Slovania, Dangine, Sunto, Siforpeo, Travislavania, Kromi, Chips and Guac, Pinguioris, Simone Republic, Xagill, Blyskalia, Tyirza, Kranostav, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Pasargad, Erisoria, Aryan Homeland, Draconian Progression, Yellops, Steampunk Ariel, ForestMythal, Mon Island, Tringapore, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Duryanistan, Planes, Seanat, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Ariele, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Greater Ale Permars, Perikuresu, Merconitonitopia, Card Kingdom, Fraystonia, Jaxikistan, Kastonvia, The Mazur Empire, Sopernia, Mitropola, Apollo Park, East Akra, Bearical, Fizban, The Sansvich, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Outer Shenendoah, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, His Enduring Majesty, Tibus Heth, The Calabash Protectorate, ROM, Nimarya, The Blazeland Administration, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Lemsrow, Praeceps, New Celoveniortan, TyGerria, Palgo, Dabarastan, AmManies, and Communist Lukania.