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The Corporate Paradise of The Reformation of Qing Dynasty

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The Corporate Paradise of The Reformation of Qing Dynasty is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Xiaoping Zhou with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 2.669 billion Chinese are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Law & Order and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Qingi economy, worth 472 trillion Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 177,127 Bucks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,358,922 per year while the poor average 6,227, a ratio of 218 to 1.

Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Reformation of Qing Dynasty's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Reformation of Qing Dynasty is ranked 802^nd in the world and 1^st in The Paragon Union for Fattest Citizens, with 66.58 Obesity Rate.

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