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The Secret Empire of The Red Mafia

“Surprisingly Peaceful”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Secret Empire of The Red Mafia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by the Overlord of Peace with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 33.407 billion Red Mafiosis enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Welfare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Las Vegas. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Red Mafioso economy, worth a remarkable 6,521 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 195,223 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Red Mafia's national animal is the husky dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Red Mafia is ranked 29,585th in the world and 1,504th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 28.07 flags saluted per person per day.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 92ndMost Rebellious Youth: 386thLargest Publishing Industry: 503rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 621stMost Cultured: 896thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,182ndHighest Economic Output: 1,572ndLargest Populations: 2,091stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,090thHealthiest Citizens: 3,520thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,165thHighest Food Quality: 4,359thSmartest Citizens: 4,405thMost Developed: 4,971stMost Efficient Economies: 5,547thNicest Citizens: 6,175thMost Armed: 6,293rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,792ndLargest Gambling Industry: 6,906thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,117thHighest Average Incomes: 7,838thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,039thSafest: 11,514thLargest Mining Sector: 11,535thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,689thLargest Governments: 11,731stHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,813thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,864thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,878thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,687thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,500thMost Inclusive: 25,332ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,750th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 31st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 44th in the regionLargest Populations: 50th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 150th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 152nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 180th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 254th in the regionNicest Citizens: 278th in the regionMost Armed: 284th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 304th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 311th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 317th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 361st in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 468th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 521st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 527th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 534th in the regionLargest Governments: 607th in the regionSafest: 627th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 634th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 719th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 720th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 742nd in the region

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