The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch
“18 happy friends at a slumber party.”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.497 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 550 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,526 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and many Cowboys twitch nervously at the sight of nuns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Home-Owning Man on the Sidewalk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Free Land of The Clever Crow.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Republic of The Ultimate Republic.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Empire of Dai Nippon Yamato.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Ab Harmonic Minor Scale of The Unified Missourtama States.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Holy Empire of The Peoples Republic of Kyle.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Republic of Kazoo Basin.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Republic of Bankowiata.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Imperial State of Great Robertia.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Republic of Why Seriously.
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Free Land of Pytong.
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