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The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch

“Ram Ranch lives, and marches on!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.718 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 891 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 239,843 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Cowpoke, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.

The Real Ram Ranch is ranked 4,561st in the world and 209th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,771.36 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 639thMost Influential: 1,013thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,529thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,618thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,032ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,211thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,078thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,663rdLargest Black Market: 3,786thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,878thHighest Average Incomes: 3,917thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,561stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,532ndLargest Governments: 5,729thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,971stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,085thMost Devout: 6,240thMost Developed: 6,393rdMost Cultured: 6,563rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,718thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,393rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,420thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,596thSmartest Citizens: 8,527thLowest Crime Rates: 8,562ndLargest Welfare Programs: 9,109thHealthiest Citizens: 10,257thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,628thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,653rdHighest Economic Output: 20,886th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 84th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 160th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 163rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 184th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 185th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 209th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 226th in the regionMost Devout: 264th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 303rd in the regionLargest Governments: 310th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionMost Cultured: 339th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 354th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 360th in the regionMost Influential: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 388th in the regionMost Developed: 403rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 418th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 437th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 446th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 473rd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 488th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 596th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 641st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 650th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 666th in the regionMost Stationary: 926th in the region

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