The Horrific Tragedy of The Real Ram Ranch
“What are you...? NO GOD PLEASE NO I'M SORRY NO PLEASE G”
|Category: Father Knows Best State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Horrific Tragedy of The Real Ram Ranch is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 721 million Mistakes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Basement. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Real Ram Ranchian economy, worth 102 trillion beatings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,818 beatings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
War criminals are given full state funerals, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Tuberculosis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park.
- : Following new legislation in The Real Ram Ranch, emigrants arrive on foreign shores with nothing but pocket sand.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Christmas Tree Factory of Cobleck Weleis.
- : The Real Ram Ranch endorsed The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
- : The Real Ram Ranch voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Aurelia"".
- : The Real Ram Ranch was endorsed by The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo.
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