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The Horrific Tragedy of The Real Ram Ranch


Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Horrific Tragedy of The Real Ram Ranch is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 721 million Mistakes are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of My Basement. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Real Ram Ranchian economy, worth 102 trillion beatings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,818 beatings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Tuberculosis, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The Real Ram Ranch is ranked 134,122nd in the world and 6,961st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 14.53 Atheism Rate.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,111thTop
Most Influential: 3,109thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,636thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,682ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,419thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,554thTop
Most Avoided: 10,296thLargest Black Market: 10,413thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,345thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,673rdHighest Average Incomes: 14,547thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,705thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,080th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 182nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 283rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 307th in the regionMost Avoided: 331st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 528th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 645th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 686th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 692nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 693rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 700th in the regionMost Armed: 703rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 765th in the regionMost Influential: 804th in the region

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