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The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch

“18 happy friends at a slumber party.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The 18 Cowboys of The Real Ram Ranch is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.497 billion Cowboys are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ram Ranch. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cowboy economy, worth 550 trillion showers a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 220,526 showers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, no personal detail is too tiny for the suede-denim census police, the world still seems flat to some people in space, and many Cowboys twitch nervously at the sight of nuns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Real Ram Ranch's national animal is the Home-Owning Man on the Sidewalk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ranchanianism.

The Real Ram Ranch is ranked 4,014th in the world and 236th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 145,188.89 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 579thMost Influential: 923rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,754thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,153rdTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,867thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,880thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,014thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,519thLargest Black Market: 4,643rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,812thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,031stLargest Governments: 6,790thMost Efficient Economies: 6,855thMost Devout: 7,006thMost Developed: 7,061stMost Cultured: 7,376thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,380thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,509thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,822ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,260thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,421stLargest Welfare Programs: 8,522ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,077thLowest Crime Rates: 9,332ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,681stSmartest Citizens: 9,868thHealthiest Citizens: 10,206thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,258thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,239thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,604th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 101st in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 110th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 233rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 236th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 255th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 259th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 277th in the regionMost Devout: 280th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 293rd in the regionMost Influential: 331st in the regionLargest Governments: 353rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 367th in the regionMost Cultured: 381st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 395th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 395th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 420th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 426th in the regionMost Developed: 432nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 440th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 466th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 485th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 494th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 542nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 561st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 667th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 695th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 947th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,011th in the region

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