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The нσησяαвℓє ѕυρєяνιѕσяѕ of The Ranch High Council

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Location: The Cult of PCHS

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The нσησяαвℓє ѕυρєяνιѕσяѕ of The Ranch High Council is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Grant MacDonald with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.305 billion Ranch High Councilians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Ram. The average income tax rate is 13.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ranch High Councilian economy, worth 327 trillion Succs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 142,292 Succs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good, children often kick Rams for amusement, the legal profession considers itself above the law, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Ranch High Council's national animal is the Ram, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ranch.

The Ranch High Council is ranked 46,624th in the world and 13th in The Cult of PCHS for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 222,762 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 324thMost Primitive: 345thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 558thFattest Citizens: 997thMost Devout: 1,205thHighest Crime Rates: 1,220thMost Avoided: 1,340thMost Armed: 1,515thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,550thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,590thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,427thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,193rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,605thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,096thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,154thLargest Retail Industry: 4,642ndNudest: 5,374thLargest Mining Sector: 5,437thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,681stRudest Citizens: 6,814thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,364thLargest Black Market: 10,371stMost Influential: 11,029thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,407thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 16,038thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,323rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 18,119th
Most Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » The New North Republic, The Sexy Legged Republic, Birb Bois United Front, and Greaseia.