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The Alle verbraucht moshpit of THE POED METALHEDZ

“Ein weiteres Bier und Heavy Metal, und ich bin gut.”

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Location: the Rejected Realms

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The Alle verbraucht moshpit of THE POED METALHEDZ is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Die Eisen-Leiter Furher with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.966 billion Metalhedz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Die Metall-Kopf-undurchlassig. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient METAL economy, worth a remarkable 6,517 trillion Damon Knochens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 261,036 Damon Knochens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 857,621 per year while the poor average 59,577, a ratio of 14.4 to 1.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the METAL military unleashed its biological weapons, the law is more interested in punishing crime than preventing it, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, and citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. THE POED METALHEDZ's national animal is the were-owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Die Unholy Sekte Metalistism.

THE POED METALHEDZ is ranked 3,692nd in the world and 114th in the Rejected Realms for Fattest Citizens, with 28.69 Obesity Rate.

Highest Economic Output: 1,246thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,280thLargest Black Market: 1,480thLargest Mining Sector: 1,533rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,589thMost Devout: 1,618thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,363rdTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,514thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,630thLowest Crime Rates: 2,724thMost Armed: 2,754thHighest Average Incomes: 3,127thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,520thFattest Citizens: 3,692ndLargest Governments: 3,861stMost Corrupt Governments: 3,885thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,962ndLargest Populations: 4,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,627thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,358thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,495thMost Conservative: 6,585thMost Avoided: 7,411thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,544thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,237thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,619thLargest Retail Industry: 9,376thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10,228thMost Influential: 10,824thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 12,670thLargest Gambling Industry: 13,622ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14,194thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,446thMost Authoritarian: 16,856thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,518thMost Developed: 17,807thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,980thMost Efficient Economies: 20,369thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,003rd
Highest Economic Output: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 38th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Devout: 54th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 68th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 87th in the regionMost Armed: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 105th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 111th in the regionFattest Citizens: 114th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 120th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 122nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 186th in the regionMost Influential: 194th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 206th in the regionMost Conservative: 219th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 271st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 285th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 289th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 292nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 294th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 306th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361st in the regionMost Developed: 372nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 372nd in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 397th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 406th in the regionMost Extreme: 407th in the regionMost Avoided: 417th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 468th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 550th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 552nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 557th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 590th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 728th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 753rd in the region

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