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The Unorganized Confederacy of The Pikmin

“For the glory of The Pikmin”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Very Good

Location: PNF 404

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Unorganized Confederacy of The Pikmin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.647 billion Pikmins enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Pikminian economy, worth 456 trillion pokoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,674 pokoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 225,125 per year while the poor average 11,017, a ratio of 20.4 to 1.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas, the secret ingredient is love (and MSG), and The Pikmin's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. The Pikmin's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Pikmin is ranked 184,805th in the world and 1st in PNF 404 for Most Extreme, scoring 10.58 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Primitive: 259thHighest Crime Rates: 1,419thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,517thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,942ndTop
Most Armed: 3,335thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5,197thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,671stRudest Citizens: 8,089thLargest Retail Industry: 10,629thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 14,299thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,508thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,250thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 15,613thMost Devout: 15,694thLargest Black Market: 16,502ndHighest Drug Use: 17,680thBest Weather: 21,967thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 23,221stMost Avoided: 23,656thLargest Mining Sector: 24,106th

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