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The Republic of The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus

“Where religious wackos get executed for treason”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Republic of The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 8.514 billion Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cyprusia. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprusian economy, worth a remarkable 2,751 trillion CPs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 323,135 CPs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Cyprusia to enjoy their national art, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and trouble-makers are frequently turned in to the government to be 'recycled'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus's national animal is the Cytopus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Peoples Communist Nation of Cyprus is ranked 750th in the world and 20th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 243,646.51 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 133rdMost Secular: 155thLargest Information Technology Sector: 179thSmartest Citizens: 740thHighest Poor Incomes: 750thMost Efficient Economies: 898thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,037thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,046thLargest Governments: 1,047thSafest: 1,230thMost Developed: 1,309thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,486thHighest Average Incomes: 1,555thLowest Crime Rates: 1,625thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,630thHealthiest Citizens: 1,988thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,372ndRudest Citizens: 2,653rdMost Subsidized Industry: 2,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,768thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,043rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,658thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,863rdHighest Economic Output: 4,933rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,569thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,149thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,463rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,940thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 11,720thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,496thMost Cultured: 12,704thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13,892ndMost Stationary: 18,168thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,939thLargest Retail Industry: 19,043rdMost Influential: 19,886th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 30th in the regionSafest: 30th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Developed: 34th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 59th in the regionRudest Citizens: 66th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 77th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 79th in the regionMost Inclusive: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 125th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 143rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 149th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 186th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 252nd in the regionMost Stationary: 264th in the regionMost Cultured: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 337th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 343rd in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 560th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 585th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 637th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 776th in the regionMost Influential: 860th in the region

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