The Planar Isotopies of The Passerine Islands
“In publica commoda”
|Category: Left-wing Utopia|
Location: The Communist Bloc
Regional Influence: Squire
The Planar Isotopies of The Passerine Islands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by S Dehn-Reidemeister with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ban on automobiles, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.823 billion Birdies are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avem. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Passerine economy, worth 201 trillion bird seeds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 110,374 bird seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown. The Passerine Islands's national animal is the potoo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Passerine Islands lost the endorsement of The The Union of Socialist Republic of Mountairio.
- : Following new legislation in The Passerine Islands, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
- : The Passerine Islands was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
- : Following new legislation in The Passerine Islands, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in The Passerine Islands, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Following new legislation in The Passerine Islands, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in The Passerine Islands, intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works.
- : Following new legislation in The Passerine Islands, schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
- : The Passerine Islands published "TCB Minister of Information Cheat Sheet" (Meta: Reference).
- : The Passerine Islands was endorsed by The United Socialist States of FSPR.
Endorsements Received: 147 » Soviet Felines, Saint Shepard, Albatraoz, Green Briar, Karandanak, Illeron, Berlin Commune, Tastiana, Markadan, Parangaba, Livenkenchee, South Merwervader Islands, United Of Communist, Globialia, CommuneChina, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Union of Soviet Socialist Republics23, Maogeji, Tewi, Blessed China, Rubumba, Bruzzundunga, Picuros, Mal SUncu, Pro Bey, Yeniseisk, Arbados Balarascia, Ikkarumikluak, Karelianastan, FederativeStateofBrasil, Sadona, Luftetia, Therlica, Shinzhou, Hopolieistan, Happy Hunting Habitat, Nova Imperialis, Ethodopus, United States of Stalinia, Socialist State of Ronlandia, Free Comrades, Doultrenia, Ethkaria, Outer Reddold, Saorta, Abset, Florentinia, Red Nation State, Gra Kiesland, Volanton, and 97 others.Natiri, Maxuus, Revolutionary Force, Zembergz, Solova, United Norria, Gogosia, SFRYugosalvia, Koshuri, Terrapinne, Kergstan, Amogus diwan, Nogorod, -Gregoria, Whatevernext, Greater Hongshan, Liknovia, The Reunification of Korea, Daehlazydrad, Eleutherya, Grebanistan, Phallas, Damikistan, The palace of God 2, Lilshire, Floreznia, Cassaracen, Autohorne, Shamian, Uinted Communist of Africa, Ambaniala, Samanaa, Huelistan, Virdmar, Thebrin, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, 0010101, Old Mare, Lippefess, Moskovania, North Fluedan, Kethania, Wuffington, Mycenaean United States, Peoples Motherland, Kitchen Nation, Purple Pearl, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, Borealian Communes, Ganjallia, Transbiansylvania, Free Eureve, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Krunseyrtick, Wlandt, Bibliophilius, Polyakia, Cosavia, Potentiania, Koralo, Spartakus Germany, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Dimitrija, Kheltchistan, Greater Gilbertberg, Korga, New Zegreb, Liga of Zelenogorsk, Mepraria, Pogging Through The Pain, Syrvaniea, Boyarkinskaya, Vulga, Timofeyland, Wanatah, Qiyeshu, Lescrostia, Uniconia, Pajonia, Saint Basilia, Lumiberg, Deman, The Aquaria, Chhaya, Halsoni, Ardelan, The Phillipine Union, Sevenrad, Kominis, Mallissa, Socialist Republic of Tyrotrosk, Great River of the South, Ryuketsu, Amave, Gerast, and FSPR.