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The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai

“I-It's not like I l-like you or anything... damn Demon!”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Ammitica

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Matriarchal Theocracy of The Order of Makai is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grand Crusader Dathrohan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 6.527 billion Makaians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Spirituality, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hearthglen. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Makaian economy, worth a remarkable 1,249 trillion Makai Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 191,485 Makai Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of The Order of Makai at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Order of Makai's national animal is the Succubutt, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kirisutokyō.

The Order of Makai is ranked 113,053rd in the world and 7th in Ammitica for Most Stationary, with 349.75440810148 days.

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Most Devout: 218thMost Patriotic: 1,127thBest Weather: 1,431stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,515thMost Cultured: 2,537thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,953rdTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 3,034thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,047thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,058thMost Armed: 3,567thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,729thLargest Governments: 4,063rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,082ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,174thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,193rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,455thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,473rdHealthiest Citizens: 4,672ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,478thHighest Food Quality: 6,968thMost Influential: 7,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,240thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,473rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,499thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,830thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,028thHighest Average Incomes: 11,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,440thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,084thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 15,021stMost Advanced Public Education: 19,070thHighest Economic Output: 22,464thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,960th

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