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The Kingdom of The Orange Microwaves

“All ways better in Microwave!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Conch Kingdom

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The Kingdom of The Orange Microwaves is a huge, genial nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and enslaved workforce. The compassionate, cynical population of 439 million Smarves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pineable. The average income tax rate is 39.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Orange Microwavesian economy, worth 34.1 trillion Soda-DeColas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,688 Soda-DeColas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens, news headlines usually include p-values, and the love has gone in The Orange Microwaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Orange Microwaves's national animal is the Guinea Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Orange Microwaves is ranked 226,216th in the world and 380th in Conch Kingdom for Most Armed, with 0.17 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,999thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,399thMost Influential: 7,303rdLargest Mining Sector: 11,153rdMost Pacifist: 11,450thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 12,559thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,183rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,038th
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionMost Pacifist: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 63 » Duby, Balan Bar, Pervincia, Nibelia, Charville, Untied States of Matter, Liberto-Ancapistan, Primis Tenebris, Kurczak Mielony, Swiss Hommousionopia, Gatorstan, Cle Brait, GreatBritannia, Land of Legacy, Socialist Platypus, Nova Briton, Stustu, Cyzixraqab, Lislandia, Space Nudists, The Spook Who Sat By The Door, Capibara Democratic Republic, Xavier The 1, Her Majesty Silver Garden, El Blurkistan, Loveable Dogs, Aelandi, Saint Killebrew, Deblar, Vivenxistan, The Free City of Nelson, Hubdova, Jossel, Commuba, Wakaru, The Psittacines, Skoorb, Bothenry, Hockeyyekcoh, BadBitchVille, Clownclub, Suryadweep Islands, Werstonal, Free Azell, Kursibar, Ciapore, Hamptoria, Mandarivia, Erithian, Devonigondwana, and 13 others.Oktadonia, The sovereign provinces of Mesha, Eastern Starbowie, Zuelong, Ziroxeut, Nueva Rico, Cramboria, Seolia, Redamia, Covoicotheval, United Cyber Tech, Kliffoj, and Great Luirokitanea.