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The This One Goes out of The One I Love

“For all eternity”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Vlaanderen

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The This One Goes out of The One I Love is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by My first love with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.398 billion One I Loveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Love. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient One I Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 2,771 trillion Loves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,500 Loves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and landfills fill the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The One I Love's national animal is the cat and its national religion is Defenderism.

The One I Love is ranked 197,289th in the world and 82nd in Vlaanderen for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most Subsidized Industry: 4,125thLargest Black Market: 4,682ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,376thMost Devout: 5,958thHighest Economic Output: 6,497thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,045thLargest Populations: 8,749thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,954thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,563rdMost Efficient Economies: 11,199thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,432ndMost Stationary: 11,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,231stTop
Most Influential: 14,355thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,446thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,631stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,771stMost Developed: 16,057thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,423rdHealthiest Citizens: 16,482ndMost Advanced Public Education: 17,559thLargest Governments: 18,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,497thLowest Crime Rates: 20,172ndLargest Welfare Programs: 20,818thHighest Average Incomes: 22,334thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,121stHighest Poor Incomes: 24,249thBest Weather: 26,340thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,869th
Most Developed: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10th in the region

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