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The This One Goes out of The One I Love

“For all eternity”

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The This One Goes out of The One I Love is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by My first love with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 21.398 billion One I Loveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Love. The average income tax rate is 76.3%.

The frighteningly efficient One I Lovean economy, worth a remarkable 2,771 trillion Loves a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,500 Loves, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and landfills fill the land. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The One I Love's national animal is the cat and its national religion is Defenderism.

The One I Love is ranked 197,289^th in the world and 82^nd in Vlaanderen for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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