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The Republic of The Oklahoma City Thunder

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Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Republic of The Oklahoma City Thunder is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 11.351 billion Oklahoma City Thunderians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of OKC. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Oklahoma City Thunderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,606 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 141,499 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 482,975 per year while the poor average 30,505, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.

Power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense, and government popup ads are springing up like weeds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Oklahoma City Thunder's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Basketball.

The Oklahoma City Thunder is ranked 20,227th in the world and 200th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 1,612.77819004352 days.

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Largest Black Market: 9,082ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,473rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,270thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,005thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 15,603rdMost Devout: 16,202ndBest Weather: 16,206thHighest Economic Output: 16,394thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,813thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,808thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 19,838thMost Stationary: 20,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,149thMost Corrupt Governments: 23,751stHighest Average Incomes: 25,618thLargest Governments: 28,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 28,677thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28,691stMost Efficient Economies: 29,234thMost Patriotic: 29,295th
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Most Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Influential: 427th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 516th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 600th in the regionLargest Black Market: 770th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 816th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 932nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 947th in the regionMost Devout: 951st in the regionBest Weather: 966th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,010th in the region

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