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The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories

“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”

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The United Voivodeships of The northern Polish territories is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Oscarcars with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.699 billion northern Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gdansk. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 48.8%.

The frighteningly efficient northern Polish economy, worth 262 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,319 Dogecoins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,611 per year while the poor average 43,762, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Smoking is banned in public areas, Oscarcars's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects, and the art of conversation has been rediscovered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The northern Polish territories's national animal is the capybara, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The northern Polish territories is ranked 74,952^nd in the world and 2,708^th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 83.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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