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The Regional Nation of The Northern Light

“Democracy is strong, debate robust, and rum plentiful.”

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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Regional Nation of The Northern Light is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The North Pacific Delegate with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and parental licensing program. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.664 billion TNPers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magicality City. The average income tax rate is 59.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Lightian economy, worth a remarkable 3,350 trillion Pacific Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 201,061 Pacific Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The official Northern Lightian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, soldiers stream their classified military operations live for millions of fans, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, and political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northern Light's national animal is the McMasterdonian Lion and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

The Northern Light is ranked 14,940th in the world and 785th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 74.35 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 11thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 945thMost Armed: 2,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,521stMost Devout: 2,616thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,216thHighest Economic Output: 4,861stLargest Black Market: 4,931stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,941stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,490thMost Patriotic: 5,789thLowest Crime Rates: 5,953rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,033rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,079thHighest Average Incomes: 7,245thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,577thHealthiest Citizens: 7,608thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,762ndMost Stationary: 8,593rdLongest Average Lifespans: 8,927thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,866thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,906thMost Developed: 10,047thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,172ndLargest Mining Sector: 11,378thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,122ndMost Subsidized Industry: 12,955thMost Influential: 13,161stTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,940thLargest Governments: 15,240thLargest Populations: 16,863rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17,241stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,059thMost Inclusive: 18,916thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,821stBest Weather: 24,307thMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,493rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 72nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Devout: 99th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 127th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 158th in the regionMost Stationary: 176th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 203rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 245th in the regionMost Patriotic: 248th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 269th in the regionLargest Populations: 294th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 298th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 307th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 327th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 383rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 386th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 391st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 408th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 453rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 510th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 541st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 541st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 563rd in the regionMost Developed: 587th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 738th in the regionLargest Governments: 766th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 785th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 813th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 984th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,033rd in the regionBest Weather: 1,140th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1,307th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,310th in the region

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