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The Dảxlamic Provincial Outposts of The Northern Horn |
“Forever Green!”
Category: Iron Fist Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Imploded |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Declansburg |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Dảxlamic Provincial Outposts of The Northern Horn is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 803 million Northern Hornians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golden Beach. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Northern Hornian economy, worth 5.41 trillion Dáxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is 6,741 Dáxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on The Northern Horn, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Northern Horn's national animal is the pelican, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
The Northern Horn is ranked 24,720th in the world and 52nd in Declansburg for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 76.86 Effective Tax Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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The Northern Horn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens.
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The Northern Horn, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'.
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The Northern Horn was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
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The Northern Horn, dandruff and athlete's foot are seen as signs of physical beauty.
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The Northern Horn, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
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The Northern Horn, the Violetist community celebrates bombshells being dropped on The Northern Horn.
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The Northern Horn, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws.
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The Northern Horn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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The Northern Horn changed its national capital to "Golden Beach".
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The Northern Horn, The Northern Horn has designated Golden Beach as its capital city.