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The Little Ant on my Computer of The Noble Thatcherites is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Margaret Thatcher with a fair hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 14.006 billion Thatcherites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 10 Downing Street. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Thatcheritean economy, worth a remarkable 1,231 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,958 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Double-parking is on the rise as automobile numbers increase, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Noble Thatcherites's national animal is the Wild Thatcher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

The Noble Thatcherites is ranked 48,262^nd in the world and 87^th in The Union of Democratic States for Most Income Equality, scoring 61.29 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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