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The United States of The New Trumpland

“Making Trump Great Again!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 546 million New Trumplandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 72.5 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 132,843 trumps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 692,152 per year while the poor average 13,747, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.

The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

The New Trumpland is ranked 33,383rd in the world and 1,491st in The North Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 4,654.89 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,239thTop
Fattest Citizens: 2,271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,491stLargest Retail Industry: 2,729thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,779thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,986thMost Influential: 3,316thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,616thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,146thMost Avoided: 4,250thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,716thLargest Mining Sector: 8,518thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9,039thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,313thRudest Citizens: 10,387thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,728thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17,899thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,943rdHighest Average Incomes: 18,176thMost Efficient Economies: 18,588thMost Pro-Market: 18,721stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,551st
Fattest Citizens: 71st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 97th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 97th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 112th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 117th in the regionMost Avoided: 129th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 139th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 144th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 163rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 300th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 342nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 383rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 449th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 449th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 456th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 610th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 740th in the regionMost Armed: 759th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 772nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 772nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 862nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 864th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 895th in the regionMost Influential: 946th in the region

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