The United States of The New Trumpland
“Making Trump Great Again!”
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The United States of The New Trumpland is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 546 million New Trumplandians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trump City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.
The frighteningly efficient New Trumplandian economy, worth 72.5 trillion trumps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 132,843 trumps, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 692,152 per year while the poor average 13,747, a ratio of 50.3 to 1.
The moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The New Trumpland's national animal is the Oompa Loompa, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The New Trumpland was endorsed by The Free Land of Sardona.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
- : The New Trumpland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, employers may fire workers without giving any reason.
- : Following new legislation in The New Trumpland, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
- : The New Trumpland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ending School Segregation".
- : The New Trumpland endorsed The Utopian Republic of Sevinland.
- : The New Trumpland was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
- : The New Trumpland was endorsed by The Utopian Republic of Sevinland.
Endorsements Received: 167 » Simone Republic, Newpromisedland, Noahs Second Country, The Tampa Bay Rays, Brucklania, Hamerica, Pokemanland, Fauzjhia, Xipher, Praeceps, New Jamgra, Omnistria, Buckhem, Dabarastan, Kragsgale, New Lakemba, Great Bights Mum, Ravendi, El Fiji Grande, Guer Aike, Koda-Land, Selfgradatude, Principia Mathematica, Notyoutopia, Corfad, Arichia, Libertania Democratica, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Siwale, Zzozona, Shibutani, Interdimensional Zone, Daiz, Empy, Kocherian, Highton Islands, Valentine Z, Territorio di Nessuno, WeKnow, Pazair, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Maclare, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Zumlandia, Xagill, Dar es Saalam, Dreadton, Cosamaloapan, Wineclaw, and 117 others.Sundred, Amerian States, The Calabash Protectorate, Astal Aavors, Sikol, 1 very fast endotarter, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Pallaith, Malta Comino Gozo, Andexia, Arlens Apartment, Prydania, Cowbridge, Schnuftelland, Erubetia, Sil Dorsett, Xyrron, Westinor, Wit Noreis, Seanat, Paverium, Ihsan, Moubarakistan, Clan Spaniel, Solskjar, U S Eh, Napnomadia, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Sunto, Valhalla123, Orado, Vincone Cae, Loutsland, Votak Matim, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Vathnutum, The Iron Lions, Harjad, Eywaan, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Railroad Crossing, Aerilia, Kenaniahistan, Cosmosplosion, The Endless Eventide, Cretox State, Morover, Dangine, Visse, Unsophisticate, Eurochina, Holy Empire Of Greater Bavaria, New Octicarg, Healiopolis, Nouvelle-Floride, Holy Oranz, Shadowrik, Outer Shenendoah, Innocentic, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Navsland, Hardscrabble, Daulatpur, Abonland, Merconitonitopia, Loli County, A Die, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Zeternia, Tringapore, Republica Guilleana, Madjack, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Seenvorland, Religioncord, Venicea, Yokciq Empire, Pytong, The Galactic Triumvirate, Arloria, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Pasargad, Ofrettia, East Akra, Maratabat, Humptalumpta, Liminyj, The Unified Missourtama States, Kelvaros Prime, PampangaDau, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, The Stratosphere Islands, Caffeinetopia, Sevinland, and Sardona.