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The Totalitarian State of The New North American Union

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Category: Mother Knows Best State
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Location: Pax Americana

Regional Influence: Power


The Totalitarian State of The New North American Union is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Athena with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 2.939 billion Americans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raven Rock Mountain Complex. The average income tax rate is 27.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse American economy, worth 336 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,486 US Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, Empress Athena makes and breaks shaky peace deals in 140 characters or less, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New North American Union's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

The New North American Union is ranked 219,026th in the world and 8th in Pax Americana for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 23.85 on the Bus Surprisal Index.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,980thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,882ndLargest Insurance Industry: 9,794thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,461stTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,603rdHighest Poor Incomes: 15,867thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,453rdMost Patriotic: 19,687thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,197thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,717th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Southern Antillies.