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The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North |
“To each man, a gun, and a tax form”
Category: Corrupt Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Location: The United Federations |
Regional Influence: Instigator |
The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rex Comitis Phil Winthrop XI with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.593 billion Narwhalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weblergrad Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion NRN Uraninite Denarii Chip - UDCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,498 NRN Uraninite Denarii Chip - UDCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Colonial subjects have Narwhalian culture shoved down their throats, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tetonic Order of the Striped Throne.
The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 67,357th in the world and 21st in The United Federations for Most Stationary, with 704.98865991808 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Education and Availability of Basic Medical Devices".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Yohannes"".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Sexual Abuse of Animals".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North lodged a message on the The United Federations Regional Message Board.
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Prisoner Financial Rights".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Lux Immortalem".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Standardized Passport Arrangements".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : The Narwhalian Republic of the North withdrew its vote on the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 3 » Voopmont, The New United Socialist Random Empire, and Noyy.