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The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North

“The nation unites to rid ourselves of the poets”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The United Federations

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by James Winthrop IV with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.339 billion Narwhalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weblergrad-Willisburg. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,060 trillion Uraninite Chips a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 167,332 Uraninite Chips, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Narwhalian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Winthrop Family.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 137,595th in the world and 81st in The United Federations for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 828.6 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Best Weather: 1,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,382ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,600thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,760thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,895thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,983rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,256thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,258thMost Influential: 3,284thMost Developed: 3,317thHealthiest Citizens: 3,542ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,549thLargest Governments: 3,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,366thMost Secular: 5,150thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,404thSmartest Citizens: 5,493rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,561stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,971stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,433rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,616thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,764thHighest Average Incomes: 10,982ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,661stMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,398thMost Efficient Economies: 14,210thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,683rdHighest Economic Output: 17,409thMost Authoritarian: 17,809thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,529thMost Stationary: 18,565th
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 21 » Dabberwocky, Vooperian Paradise, Voopmont, The New United Socialist Random Empire, Aidviet Union, Voopiria, Riptaria, Empire of Dunist, Love League, Federated Communes of Cygnus X-1, Vivz, Nagolronnoc, Coryanhafflaruda, Greater Roman Italy, Velion, Orasil, Cevlaia, Amarsaria, Southern Noot Yrok, The New Empire of Bigboom, and Ayolvuuz.