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The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North

“To each man, a gun, and a tax form”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The United Federations

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Socialist Monarchy of The Narwhalian Republic of the North is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Rex Comitis Phil Winthrop XI with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.593 billion Narwhalians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weblergrad Megalopolis. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Narwhalian economy, worth a remarkable 2,487 trillion NRN Uraninite Denarii Chip - UDCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 197,498 NRN Uraninite Denarii Chip - UDCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Colonial subjects have Narwhalian culture shoved down their throats, this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection, anyone who sleeps in past 9am can be declared legally dead, and fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Narwhalian Republic of the North's national animal is the Narwhal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tetonic Order of the Striped Throne.

The Narwhalian Republic of the North is ranked 67,357th in the world and 21st in The United Federations for Most Stationary, with 704.98865991808 days.

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Best Weather: 1,544thLowest Crime Rates: 1,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,769thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,770thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,992ndMost Developed: 1,994thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,198thMost Secular: 2,235thMost Influential: 2,436thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,488thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,582ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,609thMost Patriotic: 2,643rdLargest Governments: 2,679thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,768thHealthiest Citizens: 2,915thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,452ndSmartest Citizens: 4,245thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,638thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,681stHighest Poor Incomes: 5,636thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,144thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,422ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,419thHighest Economic Output: 9,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,137thHighest Average Incomes: 10,503rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,822ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,369thSafest: 12,341stHighest Food Quality: 13,717thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 15,919thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,636th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Voopmont, The New United Socialist Random Empire, and Noyy.