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The Green Lucky Inebriation of The Naked Time

“And now I will render Nationstates ... ONE MORE TIME!”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Location: Federation of Martian Colonies

Regional Influence: Squire

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The Green Lucky Inebriation of The Naked Time is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lieutenant Kevin Riley with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.18 billion Inebriants enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Engine Room. The average income tax rate is 62.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naked Timean economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion four leaf clovers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,166 four leaf clovers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Hay has been added to school cafeteria menus, only AIs know why the nation is rapidly increasing its semiconductor stockpile, deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails, and it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. The Naked Time's national animal is the pink cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Guinness.

The Naked Time is ranked 19,300th in the world and 35th in Federation of Martian Colonies for Most Stationary, with 1,644.90941253508 days.

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Highest Drug Use: 646thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 693rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,011thHighest Crime Rates: 2,774thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,153rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,839thFattest Citizens: 5,450thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,649thNicest Citizens: 9,589thLargest Black Market: 10,786thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,295thMost Cultured: 13,307thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,644thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,150thNudest: 18,857thMost Stationary: 19,300thMost Armed: 19,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,363rdMost Inclusive: 19,820thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,257thHighest Economic Output: 21,641stMost Influential: 22,274thLargest Retail Industry: 23,653rdHighest Food Quality: 23,900thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,336thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,435th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the region

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