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The Republic of The Mystic Snow

“We Will Endure”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Basket Case
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: ASEAN REGION

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Republic of The Mystic Snow is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its hatred of cheese, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.184 billion Mystic Snowians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Mystic Snowian economy, worth 64.8 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 7,923 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep, and a major religion has been named as The Mystic Snow's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mystic Snow's national animal is the beaver.

The Mystic Snow is ranked 28,928th in the world and 3rd in ASEAN REGION for Most Stationary, with 1,384.45548200348 days.

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Most Authoritarian: 2,358thTop
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Most Income Equality: 3,078thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,383rdMost Conservative: 8,421stTop
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Most Extreme: 22,400thMost Stationary: 28,928th
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the region

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