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The Corporate Theocracy of The Merry Christmas

“Santa is Watching”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The Arctic

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

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The Corporate Theocracy of The Merry Christmas is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and exploding hoverboards. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.711 billion Christmasites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christmas Town. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Christmas economy, worth a remarkable 7,875 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 362,758 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,729,350 per year while the poor average 44,718, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Most pop videos prominently feature the Christmas flag, celebrity foodies are biting a huge chunk out of the government budget, the government is outsourcing itself, and only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. The Merry Christmas's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christmas Spirit.

The Merry Christmas is ranked 230,454th in the world and 8th in The Arctic for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -53.67 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Retail Industry: 6thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 115thLargest Insurance Industry: 151stMost Avoided: 254thFattest Citizens: 280thMost Devout: 284thMost Corrupt Governments: 299thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 320thMost Efficient Economies: 332ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 341stHighest Disposable Incomes: 350thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 367thLargest Agricultural Sector: 529thLargest Mining Sector: 551stMost Ignorant Citizens: 667thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 748thHighest Economic Output: 759thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 844thHighest Average Incomes: 1,086thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,169thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,362ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,359thRudest Citizens: 2,427thLowest Crime Rates: 2,617thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,860thLargest Populations: 5,582ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,763rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,230thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,489thMost Stationary: 7,574thLargest Black Market: 10,568thLargest Governments: 11,043rdTop
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Most Influential: 13,193rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,876thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,521st

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