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The Civitas of The Menapii

“Vote Quimby”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Nederland

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Civitas of The Menapii is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus Aurelius Mausaeus Carausius with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.045 billion Menapiians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Castellum Menapiorum. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Menapiian economy, worth a remarkable 7,061 trillion teuros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,144 teuros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists call Menapiian beach towns "the fine coastline", internet ads promising "hot singles in your area" are even less accurate than they used to be, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, and agricultural employees work for peanuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Menapii's national animal is the presidential candidate, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Menapii is ranked 188,833rd in the world and 90th in Nederland for Highest Drug Use, scoring 38.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Developed: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 52ndLongest Average Lifespans: 53rdMost Pacifist: 55thLargest Publishing Industry: 69thMost Compassionate Citizens: 73rdNicest Citizens: 80thBest Weather: 109thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 110thLargest Welfare Programs: 114thMost Advanced Public Education: 124thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 127thLeast Corrupt Governments: 135thHighest Food Quality: 136thMost Beautiful Environments: 148thMost Cultured: 182ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 184thLowest Crime Rates: 209thSmartest Citizens: 246thSafest: 259thHighest Average Tax Rates: 323rdMost Inclusive: 332ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 375thLargest Governments: 429thMost Advanced Public Transport: 795thMost Rebellious Youth: 850thMost Efficient Economies: 1,287thHighest Economic Output: 1,335thMost Secular: 1,405thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,577thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 3,107thLargest Populations: 4,782ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,004thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,267thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,231stTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,854thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,070thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,552nd
Most Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Politically Free: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 12th in the region

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