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The Communist Island Chain of The Mallard Islands

“Our environment is our future.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: West Atlantic Organization

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Communist Island Chain of The Mallard Islands is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Carla Marx with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, anti-smoking policies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.192 billion Mallard Islanders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duck City. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The Mallard Islandian economy, worth 532 trillion Atlins a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 86,032 Atlins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mallard Islands's national animal is the Bottlenose Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Mallard Islands is ranked 19,037th in the world and 2nd in West Atlantic Organization for Highest Poor Incomes, with 81,038.62 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 567thMost Advanced Public Transport: 954thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,696thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,758thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,934thSafest: 2,058thMost Pacifist: 2,102ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,692ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,319thNicest Citizens: 3,433rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,514thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,885thMost Inclusive: 4,296thBest Weather: 4,511thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,684thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,934thLargest Governments: 5,060thHighest Food Quality: 6,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,592ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,013thLowest Crime Rates: 7,628thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,145thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,790thHealthiest Citizens: 9,141stMost Cultured: 9,331stMost Income Equality: 10,120thSmartest Citizens: 13,185thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 14,578thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,037thMost Devout: 19,246thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24,656th
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the region

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