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The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute

“To boldly go where no flute has gone before”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: Band Camp

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Slippery Slope of The Lucky Flute is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Swive with an iron fist, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 28.764 billion Lucky Fluteans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bone Flute City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.8%.

The very strong Lucky Flutean economy, worth a remarkable 3,652 trillion Piccoloes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,966 Piccoloes, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and the government has hired out-of-work fashion designers to design purses for men. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lucky Flute's national animal is the Flautist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a major religion.

The Lucky Flute is ranked 4,565th in the world and 2nd in Band Camp for Most Stationary, with 3,390.66449664 days.

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Nudest: 827thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,604thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,565thLargest Populations: 5,071stHighest Economic Output: 5,462ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,750thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,875thMost Armed: 6,024thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,261stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,141stMost Influential: 10,845thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,707thTop
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Largest Black Market: 15,205thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,982ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,010thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,235thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,083rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,468thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 24,671stSmartest Citizens: 25,511thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,786th

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