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The Flying Flemish Flag of The Lion

“He won't be tamed.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Location: Vlaanderen

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Flying Flemish Flag of The Lion is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Gwyde with an iron fist, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.067 billion Lionians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lioness. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,287 trillion Gilders a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 113,998 Gilders, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

The world outside is only known of in folklore, abacus sales outpace those of the personal computer following the closure of the Internet, streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Lion's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

The Lion is ranked 86,639th in the world and 21st in Vlaanderen for Most Avoided, scoring 2.76 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Black Market: 5,825thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,446thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,919thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,246thHighest Economic Output: 8,286thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,004thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,949thLargest Populations: 11,083rdMost Stationary: 11,511thMost Armed: 12,413thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,170thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,340thMost Influential: 14,366thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,242ndMost Devout: 16,859thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,979thMost Developed: 17,701stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,132ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,150thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,528thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,899thLargest Governments: 22,716thMost Advanced Public Education: 25,937thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,171st
Most Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Primitive: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the region

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